Chef

"Chocolate Salty Balls" is a fictional confectionary candy product, produced by the character Chef on the television series South Park, in the episode "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls".

The name of the snack leads to a series of double entendres involving Chef's testicles. Cartman says, "I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef!" This is followed by Kyle who gushes, "You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef!" Chef, who at the time was voiced by singer Isaac Hayes, also sings a related song that continues the sexual references:

    Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
    They're big and salty and brown.
    If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth.

    Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.
        (Put 'em in your mouth!)
    Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...

The song, titled "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)" also appears on Chef Aid: The South Park Album (see also List of Chef's songs). It reached number-one on the UK Singles Chart and the Irish Singles Chart, and was also a top 20 hit in Australia, peaking at #14 in February 1999.

Notably, this recipe does not mention salt as an ingredient. A practical recipe for the confection can be found in Isaac Hayes' book, Cooking with Heart & Soul.

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